Overview
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Cast
Donald Sinden
67 episodes
Windsor Davies
67 episodes
Teddy Turner
64 episodes
Derek Deadman
49 episodes
Maria Charles
32 episodes
Zara Nutley
20 episodes
Robin Kermode
18 episodes
Julia Watson
18 episodes
Honor Blackman
17 episodes
Tacy Kneale
6 episodes
Christopher Morris
6 episodes
Ted Valentine
3 episodes
Jeremy Sinden
2 episodes
Cass Allen
2 episodes
Margaret Courtenay
2 episodes
John Carlin
2 episodes
Pamela Watling
2 episodes
Helene Hunt
2 episodes
Gabrielle Drake
2 episodes
Donald Eccles
2 episodes
Charles Morgan
2 episodes
Ken Barker
2 episodes
Sydney Arnold
2 episodes
Eric Bristow
1 episodes
Robert Raglan
1 episodes
Betty Alberge
1 episodes
Shirley Anne Field
1 episodes
John Savident
1 episodes
Georgine Anderson
1 episodes
Michael Stainton
1 episodes
Adam Wide
1 episodes
Natasha Gray
1 episodes
Elizabeth Benson
1 episodes
Frank Vincent
1 episodes
Clive Carter
1 episodes
Judith Anthony
1 episodes
Joan Harsant
1 episodes
Paul McDowell
1 episodes
Geoffrey Davion
1 episodes
Russell Waters
1 episodes
Ken Halliwell
1 episodes
Kim Taylforth
1 episodes
Lee Richards
1 episodes
Peter Gates-Fleming
1 episodes
Roy Herrick
1 episodes
Bryan Coleman
1 episodes
Peter Dennis
1 episodes
Renu Setna
1 episodes
Johnnie Wade
1 episodes
Anna Quayle
1 episodes
Dorothea Phillips
1 episodes
Barbara Rosenblat
1 episodes
Aimée Delamain
1 episodes
Prunella Scales
1 episodes
Daphne Oxenford
1 episodes
Raymond Brody
1 episodes
Hilary Crane
1 episodes
Rhoda Lewis
1 episodes
Cameron Miller
1 episodes
Patsy Rowlands
1 episodes
Michael Redfern
1 episodes
Elaine Ashley
1 episodes
Patsy Smart
1 episodes
Joanna Horlock
1 episodes
Sylvia Sachs
1 episodes
Steve Emerson
1 episodes
William Lawford
1 episodes
Anita Jackson
1 episodes
Susie Silvey
1 episodes
Sharon Morgan
1 episodes
Sheila Gill
1 episodes
Tracey Booth
1 episodes
Wendy Schoeman
1 episodes
Gillian Bevan
1 episodes
Tom Watt
1 episodes
Gordon Peters
1 episodes
Alexandra Davies
1 episodes
Leo Dolan
1 episodes
Sally Grace
1 episodes
Barbara Murray
1 episodes
Keith Drinkel
1 episodes
Gerard Ryder
1 episodes
Stephen Jacobs
1 episodes
Mike Lewin
1 episodes
Jack Soutar
1 episodes
Anthony Chinn
1 episodes
Paul Foulds
1 episodes
Tai Ling
1 episodes
Sandra Payne
1 episodes
Paul Toothill
1 episodes
Gordon Salkilld
1 episodes
Kenneth Oxtoby
1 episodes
Norman Mitchell
1 episodes
Fred Bryant
1 episodes
Doris Hare
1 episodes
David Barry
1 episodes
John Rutland
1 episodes
Jimmy Reddington
1 episodes
Saul Jephcott
1 episodes
Royston Farrell
1 episodes
Gerald Campion
1 episodes
Janet Key
1 episodes
Ellis Dale
1 episodes
Stella Tanner
1 episodes
Christopher Ellison
1 episodes
John Barrard
1 episodes