Cast

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  Oliver Platt

  Maurice

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  Stanley Tucci

  Arthur

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  Walker Jones

  Maitre D'

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  Jessica Walling

  Attractive Woman

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  David Lipman

  Baker in Kramer's Pastries

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  E. Katherine Kerr

  Gertrude in "Hamlet"

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  George Guidall

  Claudius in "Hamlet"

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  William Hill

  Bernardo in "Hamlet"

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  Alfred Molina

  Sir Jeremy Burtom

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  Michael Emerson

  Burtom's Assistant

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  Jack O'Connell

  Stage Manager

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  Matt Malloy

  Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"

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  Ted Blumberg

  Francisco in "Hamlet"

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  Lili Taylor

  Lily 'Lil'

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  Tony Shalhoub

  Voltri, First Mate

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  Teagle F. Bougere

  Sheik

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  Elizabeth Bracco

  Pancetta Leaky

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  Steve Buscemi

  Happy Franks

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  Allison Janney

  Maxine (Max)

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  Matt McGrath

  Detective Marco

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  Richard Jenkins

  Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)

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  Isabella Rossellini

  The Veiled Queen

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  Campbell Scott

  Meistrich

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  Billy Connolly

  Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro

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  Dana Ivey

  Mrs. Essendine

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  Hope Davis

  Emily Essendine

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  Arden Myrin

  Stewardess with Luggage

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  Allan Corduner

  Captain

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  Christopher Pomeroy

  Steward

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  Sarah McCord

  Stewardess with the Queen

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  Lewis J. Stadlen

  Bandleader

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  Phyllis Somerville

  Woman at Bar with Pills

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  Amy Hohn

  Woman with Captain

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  Michael Higgins

  Older Man who Drops Dead

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  Ken Costigan

  Bartender with Big Glass

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  Woody Allen

  Audition Director (uncredited)

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  Pasquale Cajano

  Shipmate (uncredited)

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  Gregg Gilmore

  Drummer (uncredited)

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  Kris Murphy

  The Escort (uncredited)

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  Craig Watkinson

  Shipmate (uncredited)