That scoundrel! Thinks he can marry the both of us!
Overview
Wenches Scarlett and Giselle fix each other up for their wedding, in which they would each marry their groom. Upon realizing that both their grooms were the same man, Jack Sparrow, the two wenches found themselves in an auction led by the Auctioneer. This short film serves as a prequel to The Curse of the Black Pearl, and explains just why Jack Sparrow's boat the Jolly Mon was seen sinking at the beginning of the whole story; why the wenches were so upset with him; and how Cotton lost his tongue.
Cast
John Vickery
Auctioneer
Vanessa Branch
Giselle
Lauren Maher
Scarlett
David Bailie
Cotton
Martin Horsey
Gregor, The Drunk Pirate
Walter Williamson
The Marquis D'Avis, The Rich Pirate
Jack Donner
Jerome, The Old Pirate
Fred Maske
Atencio, The Poor Pirate
Ric Sarabia
Nigel, The Skinny Pirate
Dale Dickey
Oona, The Wench
Christopher DesRoches
Dante, The Handsome Pirate
Johnny Depp
Jack Sparrow (archive footage)
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