Overview
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Cast
Michael McGaharn
Harry Bates
Elizabeth Keifer
Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil
Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak
Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau
Captain Hook
David Myers
Lyle Shotz
Ken Belsky
The Doctor
Benny Buettner
Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
Ramona Lisa
Patricia Martin
Derek-James Yee
Tom Woo
Ron Meier
Detective
Richard Myers
Dahmer
Anderson Lim
Short Cop
Bebe Conrad
Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Paul Ferrari
Security Guard
Carol Daly
Lorena
Dianne Lanning
Harry's Mother
Megan Bajon
Harry's Sister
Antoinette Sandmann
Mrs. Landers
Cathy Pizza
Screaming Woman
Karl-Heinz Teuber
Montana's Father
John Faris
Telemarketer
Regis DeMidio
Television Producer
Ferris Suer
Last Rights Priest
Brian Vouglas
Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)
Doug Holt
Sir Valliance
Lee Phillips
Nurse
David Furtado
Hugh Myer
Denise Gernandt
Bouncer
Eraserhead
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Passengers
Minions
Baby Driver
The Matrix
Deadpool 2
Blade Runner
Joker
Punch-Drunk Love
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Blade Runner 2049
Prometheus
Zootopia
Avatar
The Lobster
Black Swan
Maleficent
Edge of Tomorrow