Cast

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  Drake Bell

  Rick Riker / Dragonfly

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  Sara Paxton

  Jill Johnson

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  Christopher McDonald

  Lou Landers

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  Leslie Nielsen

  Uncle Albert Adams

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  Kevin Hart

  Trey

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  Marion Ross

  Aunt Lucille

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  Ryan Hansen

  Lance Landers

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  Keith David

  The Chief of Police

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  Brent Spiner

  Dr. Strom

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  Robert Joy

  Dr. Hawking

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  Jeffrey Tambor

  Dr. Whitby

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  Robert Hays

  Blaine Riker

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  Nicole Sullivan

  Julia Riker

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  Sam Cohen

  Young Rick

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  Regina Hall

  Mrs. Xavier

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  Marisa Lauren

  Storm

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  Craig Bierko

  Wolverine (scenes deleted)

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  Richard Tillman

  Leg-Shaving Wolverine

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  Simon Rex

  The Human Torch

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  Dan Castellaneta

  Carlson

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  Atom Gorelick

  Stretchy Boy

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  Alison Woods

  Stretchy Girl

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  Eric Artell

  Sneezo

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  Sean Simms

  Barry Bonds

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  Pamela Anderson

  Invisible Girl

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  Miles Fisher

  Tom Cruise

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  Brian Carpenter

  Matthews

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  Vincent Larusso

  Bank Robber

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  Michael Papajohn

  "Gimme your wallet"

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  Anna Osceola

  "Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

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  Rod McLachlan

  Actual Editor

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  John Getz

  Lunatic Editor

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  Charlene Tilton

  Jill's Mother

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  Jenica Bergere

  "Mr. Landers!"

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  Byrne Offutt

  Reporter Ed

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  Vic Polizos

  Undertaker

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  Daryl J. Johnson

  "Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

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  Kent Shocknek

  News Anchor

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  Amanda Carlin

  Principal

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  Clay Greenbush

  Dead Blonde Woman's Husband

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  Kurt Fuller

  Bank Loan Officer

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  Seth McCook

  Paperclip Guy

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  Craig Mazin

  "Okay, I come back"

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  Jonathan Chase

  Onlooker #1

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  Kourtney Kaas

  Onlooker #2

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  Karlton Johnson

  Truck Driver

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  Charles W. Gray

  "Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"

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  Wendy L. Walsh

  Live Reporter

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  Ian Patrick Williams

  King of Sweden

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  Elisabeth Noone

  "Take me...."

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  Aki Aleong

  Dalai Lama

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  Howard Mungo

  Nelson Mandela

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  David McKnight

  Bishop Tutu

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  Freddie Pierce

  Tony Bennett

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  Steve Monroe

  Nerdy Dragonfly

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  Jerry Haleva

  Saddam Hussein

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  Jeremiah Hu

  Asian Hourglass

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  Matt Champagne

  "Excuse me, there's a line!"

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  Susan Breslau

  Mourner

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  Nick Kiriazis

  Police Officer

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  Aubrie Lemon

  Dead Blonde Woman

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  Ajay Mehta

  Convenience Store Owner

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  Cameron Ali Sims

  Xavier's Son

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  Lil' Kim

  Xavier's Daughter

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  Jordan Rubin

  The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)

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  Shanna Beauchamp

  Student (uncredited)

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  James J. Burke

  YouTube User (uncredited)

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  Kristen Endow

  HS Student (uncredited)

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  Timothy Farmer

  Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)

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  Whitney Ann Jenkins

  Pink Superhero (uncredited)

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  James Lew

  Shaolin Monk (uncredited)

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  Alan Mueting

  Security Man (uncredited)

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  Gene Richards

  Chicken Man (uncredited)

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  Marque Richardson

  Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)

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  Thomas Rosales Jr.

  Bandit in Alley (uncredited)

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  Jeffry Tamara

  Student (uncredited)

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  Manu Toigo

  Award Presenter (uncredited)

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  Julie Van

  Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)

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  Tracy Morgan

  Professor Xavier

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  Robert Bezanilla

  EMT (uncredited)