Being a goddess can be such a boar
Overview
Model and Page 3 favourite Keeley Hazell thinks she's solved all her problems by taking up an unexpectedly high-brow hobby: translating Latin. The language has given her magical powers, enabling her to ward-off the frenzied attention of her adoring fans, and the British Library offers an ideal refuge from the hordes. But when she meets Adam, the one Sun-reader in the country she hadn't bargained for, Keeley is given a lesson in not judging books by their covers. Her journey of discovery will reveal just how far she's come to rely on the advantages of fame. A warped retelling of Ovid's most famous myth, Venus and Adonis, and a comic study of society's obsession with the image.
Cast
Keeley Hazell
Keeley
Ukweli Roach
Adam
Will Smith
Simon
Sam Blackmore
Jakey the Builder
Lucy Cudden
Phone messages
Jot Davies
Phone messages
Melody Grove
Narrator
Marina Hayter
Suzanne the Librarian
Michael Grady-Hall
George
Peter F. Gardiner
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Matt McCooey
Phone messages
Amanda Morgan
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